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Epic Battle
15-08-07

The time had come, the brave knight knew,
To go forth to the battle ahead.
So he prepared himself mentally, for the upcoming fight,
Then tiredly got out of bed.

He readied his weapons, making sure each was sharp,
For this was truely a very fierce foe.
Then, dressed in his armour, he declared himself ready,
And marched forth, stealthy and slow.

The enemy; ready, sneaky and strong,
Was sitting there, unsuspecting.
So the brave knight went forth, with a swish and a sniff,
And successfully slayed...the onion.
:iconmagicaljoey:
A friend of mine was chatting on msn with me at the same time he was cooking his supper. He described chopping the onion as a battle, so I decided to humour myself :)
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:icongrumpyconnie:
lol, brilliant
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:iconmagicaljoey:
^_^
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:iconinsanity-streak:
this is so great!!! best humorous poem i've read in ages!!!
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:iconmagicaljoey:
thank you
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:iconayumifey:
Wow... :giggle: It's great!
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:iconpyrox666xpheebs:
HILARIOUS DARLING :D :hug:!!!!!!! :glomp:
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:iconmagicaljoey:
Thank you :hug:
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!xvicuskax Aug 16, 2007   Photographer
Ahahaha!! Love it. Very clever, original, and hilarious!!
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